Today I suck less at whitening my teeth and apologizing for my face.
This post started out as a simple review of
My Magic Mud. But, quickly spiraled down the self-loathing, black hole I like to call, "Sorry about my face". Luckily, there is a happy ending to this post and I have whiter teeth through the process. Let's just say, taking incredibly up-close photos of your face can literally pull things into focus.
One Sunday afternoon, I was performing at the Mueller Farmer's Market. That's when I first heard about My Magic Mud. The Texas based, natural tooth whitening product comes with a great back story on how they grew their
business. I didn't end up buying the product until I got home and researched it a bit. Once I did, it arrived straight away. Their website was extremely easy to use and has a great
FAQ page to answer your questions.
Yeah, I drink a lot of coffee and wine! So, I need to stay ahead of the stains on my teeth. I really didn't want to turn to a product with harsh chemicals. For my own health and the fact that I'm still breastfeeding my son. I've been oil pulling with coconut oil but, while it has helped to whiten my teeth it's been slow going. My Magic Mud is made with activated Coconut Shell Charcoal, Bentonite Clay, Wildcrafted Mint, and Orange Peel Extract. Compare that to your average teeth whitening kit and I think you'll be amazed. YES to ingredients I can actually pronounce!
Truth be told, I took these photos after my second use of My Magic Mud. I REALLY wish I had taken photos after the first try. The difference was incredible! But, even on the second brush there were still notifiable changes.
Back to this self-loathing crap. I watched this fascinating
TED Talk about how women react when they first sit down in a makeup chair. They immediately start apologizing for their face! I noticed how I would do the exact same thing on any photo shoot. I would start with my eyes saying, "Sorry my eyes are so small." Then I would move onto my chin, "Sorry I have such a big chin. Could you contour it so I don't look like Jay Leno's daughter?" Then I would apologize for my lips, "Sorry my top lip is smaller than my bottom." After about 5 minutes of explaining away how awfully sorry I was about my face, I'd thrown in a "Well, at least I have nice skin, I guess." Some half-hearted attempt at not sounding like a total Delaney downer.
Anyway, when I uploaded these photos I immediately started in again, "Ugh, your small eyes, your big chin, your stupid flat forehead." "How can I possibly put these photos online", I thought. On and on they thoughts raced through my mind. But, then I started to remind myself of that TED Talk I watched and how the speaker described the two types of women who did not apologize for their faces. I remembered how she talked about the little old ladies getting their makeup done. How they smiled ear to ear and radiated beauty. I remember how she talked about the women that had just finished their last round of chemo. How they remarked on how strong and beautiful they felt in that moment.
I remembered that these people did not apologize for their faces.
I remembered how I do not want to wait until I have death knocking on my door to see my beauty and appreciate what I have.
So, I took a deep breath, smiled and clicked post.
Before
During
Ready for my Walking Dead appearance.
After
Whiter teeth and no apologies for this face.
Okay, go watch that
TED Talk and get
My Magic Mud (you'll thank me for both.) Feel free to ask me any questions I may have left out about My Magic Mud in the comment section below.
Lipstick:
NYX Soft Matte Lip Cream in San Paulo